•Raw eggs, undercooked chicken.

Get it from the colonel cause his is finger lickin’

•unknown illnesses, misdiagnosed at urgent care

They really did not listen, wasted time going there.

•tissues without lotion, after blowing my nose for 3 weeks

Because of walking pneumonia that could have killed me you hideous, uncaring, untrained, insensitive human freaks.

•being overly harsh referring to people who should know better.

My zero days of medical school and I have more diagnostic and prescription sense than the ones who attained their letter.

•sunburns while on antibiotics- try some SPF 50

And get the good stuff not the generic- this is no time to be thrifty.

I don’t recommend being sick, but I kind of like the “roids”

They make my cheeks all rosy and send all aches and pains to the voids.

And also stay away from raw chicken and the accompanying chicken products.

Don’t let that sage advice get shoved behind my ranting about how much the rural medical community sucks.

Until Next Time,

Your Sick Friend,

Tracy (cough, cough)